Corrupt-a-wish

[random 8]

Granted. Now the rules of logic are broken and the universe subsequently implodes.

I wish Zane didn't destroy the universe just now.

[chipster1059]

Granted, but there are many other universes around.

I wish CCLP1 would be released this month.

[M11k4]

Granted, but then you realize it would still need some work.

I wish the Chip's Challenge community will never die.

[ajmiam]

Granted, but you suddenly lose interest in it over the next couple of weeks.

I wish I had gotten to vote on every CCLP1 candidate in the voting pool.

[random 8]

Granted, but CCLP1 gets cancelled because of that.

I wish aqsd6otlyuilfdrsgrhcvtbyu.

[chipster1059]

Granted, but 385rjkdf8df43fkj8kl48u9frdlsjnejiawipgisda.

I wish I could complete the challenge in real life, in a real clubhouse with real levels, real monsters and everything.

[Flareon350]

Granted but "Ooops! Watch out for creatures!"

I wish to be able to go to sleep.

[ajmiam]

Granted. You wake up on April 4, 2015...just in time to be 1 year late for CCLP1's release.

I wish my one friend wouldn't always win when we play Project M.

[chipster1059]

Granted, but all the other opponents are awful and you get bored.

I wish MSCC worked on 64-bit Windows just like it works on 64-bit Linux.

[ajmiam]

Granted. CC no longer works on 64-bit Linux, so now it does indeed work on Windows just like it does on Linux.

I wish people would post in my Hurt and Heal thread more often rather than just posting 3-5 times within a few hours of one of my posts and then letting the topic sink down the board for another week until I post again.