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#91
Granted, but then you turn into an unproductive blob.



I wish all the people who enjoy "The Family Circus" were exiled to some godforsaken hellhole, such as downtown Columbus.
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.
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#92
Granted, but then the US Government relocates to Columbus and the Family Circus becomes a national cult.

I wish Calvin & Hobbes and Bloom County were still publishing new comics every Sunday.
"Bad news, bad news came to me where I sleep / Turn turn turn again" - Bob Dylan
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#93
Quote:the Family Circus becomes a national cult.


You mean it's not most of the way there already anyway? Wink



Re: your wish, it's granted, but the syndicates long ago replaced the original artists with art school hacks.



I wish people would realize that voting against your economic interests for the sake of taking a stand against gay rights is not the best policy to adopt.
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#94
Granted, but the newly voted government passes a bill that forces everyone to give all their money to the government.

I wish I had a good way to start my new level
Hello'v'ryone's'is' rockdet Ænigma Mælström (any word with æ because it's funny), master of non sequitur buckets!
My YouTube Channel
Rock-Alpha(It's a great game, Bill) 65 levels, including "Voices" and the world-infamous famous "Bloblake"!
Rock-Beta (You should try it, Bill) 50 levels, including "Unicorn Rabbit" and "The Sedna Suite" odyssey!
Rock-Gamma (Woah, really, Bill?!) 40 levels, including "Uncle duo ha ha ha ha ha" and many other surprises and what the actual f*** moments!
Teeth "We are after all in the future, where the past is king and the paste is ming." -raocow
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#95
Granted, but then you have no idea how to end it.



I wish Chuck could regain the rights to CC.
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.
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#96
Granted, but then he refuses to do anything with them.

I wish electricity was cheaper.
"Bad news, bad news came to me where I sleep / Turn turn turn again" - Bob Dylan
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#97
Granted but the price of water and heat would be severely high.

I wish I could find some way to start JoshL4.
CC1
JoshL1 / JoshL2 / JoshL3 / JoshL4 / JoshL5 / JoshL6 / JoshL7 / WoCCLP3 / TradingPlaces / WoCC1 / JoshL8(?)
JCCLP1 / JCCLP2 / JCCLP3 / JoshL0
JoshL / JCCLPRejects

Total: 1,463 (with no repeats)

CC2
Flareon1 / Flareon2
FlareonRejects

Total: 85+

Flareon Flareon Flareon Flareon Flareon
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#98
Granted, but then you find you can't stop and soon there are 1200 levels and your computer explodes (literally, with smoke and junk.)

I wish everyone loved Spiralball.
"Bad news, bad news came to me where I sleep / Turn turn turn again" - Bob Dylan
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#99
Granted but then your wife ignores you because she can't love anything else.

I wish I wasn't sick.
Hello'v'ryone's'is' rockdet Ænigma Mælström (any word with æ because it's funny), master of non sequitur buckets!
My YouTube Channel
Rock-Alpha(It's a great game, Bill) 65 levels, including "Voices" and the world-infamous famous "Bloblake"!
Rock-Beta (You should try it, Bill) 50 levels, including "Unicorn Rabbit" and "The Sedna Suite" odyssey!
Rock-Gamma (Woah, really, Bill?!) 40 levels, including "Uncle duo ha ha ha ha ha" and many other surprises and what the actual f*** moments!
Teeth "We are after all in the future, where the past is king and the paste is ming." -raocow
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Quote:Granted but then your wife ignores you because she can't love anything else.

I wish I wasn't sick.


Granted, but the cure involves playing and beating Old Frog New Tricks.

I wish I could have more time to record JoshL2.
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