An Announcement of Zane's Resignation

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Dear Chip's Challenge Community,

I have some bad news for everyone. Our dearly beloved Zane "Eazy-E" Kuecks has recently informed me by letter than he is terminating his Chip's Challenge career, and thus is no longer with us. He cites the inclusion of "Launch" in Chip's Challenge Level Pack 1, J.B.'s inability to discover and execute the bold route for Blockade, and the lack of video output by his good friend Josh Lee. He did not want to deliver this news himself, as he would like his lasting impression on the Chip's Challenge community to be one of joy and peace. Zane was a great friend of mine and an excellent colleague. Working with him for the best 25 years has been such a pleasure and I do not know if anyone will be able to replace him. He also requests that all of his scores on James's site be taken down and any record of him be expunged from Chip's Challenge Zone and the Chip's Challenge Wiki. You can show your support for Zane by upvoting this post, rather than upvoting any old posts of Zane's. Let's preserve what he left behind. Thank you.

~Tyler Sontag

[jbdude55]

You were working with Zane 12 years before he was born?

That's skilled.

[chipster1059]

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[Flareon350]

by his good friend Josh Lee.

I don't recall ever being friends with that guy.

[jbdude55]

I don't recall ever being friends with that guy.

Oooh! It burns! Get the fire extinguisher!

[IceyLava108]

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Nope, definitely can't read this message. Can't even see it either.

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Don't worry Zane. Your transmission has been received by the alien mothership, and they will be coming to beam you up and take you back to the homeworld shortly.

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