Corrupt-a-wish

[geodave]

Granted, but then your left eye, plus both ears, hurt worse.

I wish my car was better.

[IceyLava108]

Granted, then I steal it.

I wish to get kidnapped, wake up, escape, and steal $50 from a house.

[Flareon350]

I knew you'd be stuck on that level. It sucks, right?

Yes it does suck

I wish to get kidnapped, wake up, escape, and steal $50 from a house.

Umm alright granted but then you realize you stole 50 cents.

I wish to make a better more amazing avatar picture than my current one

[IceyLava108]

Granted, but everyone else's becomes 20x cooler.

I wish that I became a dog so I wouldn't have to do anything.

[BitBuster]

Granted, but then your owners get you neutered without anesthesia.



I wish I hadn't slept in so late this morning.

[geodave]

Granted, but then the earth tilts off its axis and the martians take over.

I wish touchscreen keyboards felt like real keyboards (face-keyboard.)

[BitBuster]

Granted, but then the earth tilts off its axis and the martians take over.

I wish touchscreen keyboards felt like real keyboards (face-keyboard.)

Granted, but then Rick Santorum runs as a third-party candidate and improbably wins, the consequences of which render the whole issue of "technology" moot, due to the fact that he steers America into a modern version of the Dark Ages.



I wish it would rain some more (because there's nothing more miserable than a warm day that looks like crap due to impending storms).

[random 8]

Granted, at the opposite end of the globe from where you are.

I wish there is less human suffering in the world.

[BigOto2]

Granted, but then economic issues will take over a year later and make things even worse.

I wish this stupid stagnant fog which has been lingering around the Seattle area for almost a week would book the faq out of here.

[Earthling]

Granted, but you get tornadoes instead.

I wish I had more CC level ideas.